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*puts metaphor between cigarette* it’s a teeth

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liquatic:

Me to the person cutting my hair

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silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

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oh-kevin-gee:

why is this so true

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pendragoned:

#THAT’S BIG COMING FROM YOU CAPTAIN AMERICA

the only thing that makes this better is that that chick is black widow

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judge: why did you kill that man

me: it's a metaphor

judge: oh....ok lol

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Me in 5th grade: I will never smoke or drink or do any drugs ever

Me now: I probably wouldn't do meth

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this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs

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plantgay:

tumblrcon would be such a bad idea it would be like 75% scary superwholocks probably

sorry i think you misspelt brilliant

nah its a terrible idea have you seen superwholocks they are terrifying

What do you mean, terrifying? *Drinks salt*

what the fuck